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Well I did try very hard to stay advert free....but the temptation is just too great....











If you place your order with me - I'll only take a little commission.

Comments

  1. Carol27 January 2010 at 09:18

    Ok, I would like an un-rockable boat, a spare head, a silver lining and someone to help me find my marbles. How much would that be?

    C x

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  2. james27 January 2010 at 09:34

    Playing it safe today Moll?!! xxx

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  3. typejunky27 January 2010 at 10:29

    wanna job?

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  4. Sandra Rowney27 January 2010 at 11:29

    Go on James, we needed a laugh and a commercial break after all that godbashing!

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  5. Clippy Mat27 January 2010 at 11:40

    The Scabby Caff.
    This is a classic.
    Loved them all. Spot on hilarious.
    but that one made me snort.
    :-))

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  6. A Heron's View27 January 2010 at 13:14

    Setting up an alternative advertising agency are you ????

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  7. Molly Potter27 January 2010 at 17:45

    Carol - you're in luck - it's a 4 for 3 offer today. So 23p. We have recently received reports that the boat does wobble a little bit though.

    James that is Claire that is James or Claire possibly - no I just love variety and unpredictability.

    BA Baracus - OK.

    Sandra - The commercial break is over now though!

    Clippster - if I have made someone snort - I am one happy bunny.

    Heron - might be. Not telling.

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  8. French Fancy...28 January 2010 at 09:41

    Glad I looked back to find the commercial break that I missed

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