Are you having a laugh? Or making sure no one else has him? Jim's girlfriend did that to him before he went off to live in Paris. Andy still has the same smile in both pictures though!
Jim cuts his own hair - even worse - because of his forehead phobia. Then grits his teeth and goes to a real hairdresser once a year and it is so bad they don't even ask. Jim's money saving tips is not a best-selling book.
He is a top trump card: Andy Tinkletoes Danger Level .......... 0 Age ....................... 505 (magic years) Magical Power ....... 30 Max Speed ........... 2 1/2 Goodness ......... 10 Intelligence ............. variable
I was clearing out some old files on my computer and came across this. I wrote it in about 1999 (back when people still wrote cheques) predominantly to take the p*** out of a teaching colleague that was the opposite end of this particular spectrum to me! He took it as the silly, light-hearted bit of fun it was meant to be, but he did actually score nearly full marks. We are still friends and he's a headteacher now. Just shows you how far a bit of anal retention can take one. *************************************************** DEFINITION A popular term for “anal retentive personality,” a personality marked by excessive orderliness, extreme meticulousness, and often suspicion and reserve. According to psychoanalysis, an anal personality is formed in early childhood as a result of efforts to control bowel movements. *************************************************** Now tell me, does anal retention *increase with age? *really make life easier? *have very strong links to the need to b...
My beautifully captivating and mesmerising big sister cast a spell on me. It was a spell that would make me sit in up in the clouds and write a blog every single day...mostly for her benefit - as she dutifully and kindly read and commented on each one. Being easily coaxed into most things and liking the idea of a blog meant this spell was fine...for a while. Then.....I was sitting minding my own business (I look quite funny when I do that - most people do) when a huge green common-sense elf wearing red hotpants came and waved his wand at me declaring, "Writing a blog every day when you work full time, have two youngish children and a million projects on the go at any one time, is a little silly. You can waffle on and on about just about anything and do have about forty draft blogs saved ready to run, but it's probably best you aim more for quality than quantity and only write about slightly more fully formed ideas! After all, less IS more." I was released -although I fear...
I am reading Bill Brysons's book about the history of everyday living. It's packed with interesting snippets. He's basically done lots of research and pulled out all the interesting bits for the reader. My kind of book. It's turned me into a walking verbal fact box much to the delight of chap. I pop up regularly with an urgent need to tell him something new I have learned. Of course I'll expect him to read the book afterwards too.
The part I have enjoyed most so far, however, I found on the first few pages. Bill B lives down the road from here in a Victorian rectory. One of our many 'where shall we go for a walk - let's look on the ordnance survey' walks in the Norfolk countryside runs between his house and the church he mentions in the book. And here is what he records from a conversation with a historian while wandering around that church (paraphrased):
Have you ever wondered why Norfolk's medieval churches (all ten million of them) always lo...
You've been practicing on sea-urchins, admit it!
ReplyDeleteAre you having a laugh? Or making sure no one else has him? Jim's girlfriend did that to him before he went off to live in Paris. Andy still has the same smile in both pictures though!
ReplyDeleteJim cuts his own hair - even worse - because of his forehead phobia. Then grits his teeth and goes to a real hairdresser once a year and it is so bad they don't even ask. Jim's money saving tips is not a best-selling book.
It looks better when it dries!!!!
ReplyDeleteCould you pop round and do mine please
ReplyDeleteHe looks like one of your toptrump cards... :)
ReplyDeleteHe is a top trump card:
ReplyDeleteAndy Tinkletoes
Danger Level .......... 0
Age ....................... 505 (magic years)
Magical Power ....... 30
Max Speed ........... 2 1/2
Goodness ......... 10
Intelligence ............. variable