Thursday, 31 December 2009

New year's resolutons

Well the date was begging for it wasn't it...

1) I will stop nicking.
2) I will start to accept my pyramania is an illness.
3) I will never, ever push anyone over again.
4) I will stop counting chocolate orange as one of my five a day.
5) I will leave irreverence to others - especially at funerals.
6) Only one joy ride per month and I will return the car afterwards.
7) I will understand that the C word is not appropriate in every situation - not even for overdue library books.
8) I will offer my bogeys to others before eating them.
9) I will stop justifying trashy TV and suduko by saying they are meditative.
10) I will no longer get annoyed and squirm inside when people use the term, 'let's not go there' because there are a few worse sins in the world, like murder.

Oh what a better person I would become.

No that was just me being silly.

I have never made a new year's resolution. If a change of habit is needed I like to think I could master it any time of year. However, truth is consistency is not overly my thing and there are probably several things I could do with 'adjusting.' Hey ho.

3 comments:

  1. So come on, spill the beans - what could you do with "adjusting"?

    I don't make NYRs - I make goals! xxx

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  2. So glad you're joking..those would truly be hard to keep..only ONE joyride per month..sheesh..lol

    thanks for the visit to my blog!

    Breeze

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  3. I'd adjust my bicycle's brakes, the colour of my living room and Andy's nose. Still deciding what skill to develop. Andy says car mechanics would not suit me. I reminded him that I am pretty dextrous and good at spacial awareness but he said that what's missing is patience. Oh. he might have a point. Considering going back to the Potter's wheel...I used to love that. Perhaps really goos cookery?

    Nice to meet you Breeze...If I was named after air movement, I'd be a waft.
    xxxx

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