Well I did try very hard to stay advert free....but the temptation is just too great.... If you place your order with me - I'll only take a little commission.
I was clearing out some old files on my computer and came across this. I wrote it in about 1999 (back when people still wrote cheques) predominantly to take the p*** out of a teaching colleague that was the opposite end of this particular spectrum to me! He took it as the silly, light-hearted bit of fun it was meant to be, but he did actually score nearly full marks. We are still friends and he's a headteacher now. Just shows you how far a bit of anal retention can take one. *************************************************** DEFINITION A popular term for “anal retentive personality,” a personality marked by excessive orderliness, extreme meticulousness, and often suspicion and reserve. According to psychoanalysis, an anal personality is formed in early childhood as a result of efforts to control bowel movements. *************************************************** Now tell me, does anal retention *increase with age? *really make life easier? *have very strong links to the need to b...
My beautifully captivating and mesmerising big sister cast a spell on me. It was a spell that would make me sit in up in the clouds and write a blog every single day...mostly for her benefit - as she dutifully and kindly read and commented on each one. Being easily coaxed into most things and liking the idea of a blog meant this spell was fine...for a while. Then.....I was sitting minding my own business (I look quite funny when I do that - most people do) when a huge green common-sense elf wearing red hotpants came and waved his wand at me declaring, "Writing a blog every day when you work full time, have two youngish children and a million projects on the go at any one time, is a little silly. You can waffle on and on about just about anything and do have about forty draft blogs saved ready to run, but it's probably best you aim more for quality than quantity and only write about slightly more fully formed ideas! After all, less IS more." I was released -although I fear...
I am reading Bill Brysons's book about the history of everyday living. It's packed with interesting snippets. He's basically done lots of research and pulled out all the interesting bits for the reader. My kind of book. It's turned me into a walking verbal fact box much to the delight of chap. I pop up regularly with an urgent need to tell him something new I have learned. Of course I'll expect him to read the book afterwards too.
The part I have enjoyed most so far, however, I found on the first few pages. Bill B lives down the road from here in a Victorian rectory. One of our many 'where shall we go for a walk - let's look on the ordnance survey' walks in the Norfolk countryside runs between his house and the church he mentions in the book. And here is what he records from a conversation with a historian while wandering around that church (paraphrased):
Have you ever wondered why Norfolk's medieval churches (all ten million of them) always lo...
Ok, I would like an un-rockable boat, a spare head, a silver lining and someone to help me find my marbles. How much would that be?
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Playing it safe today Moll?!! xxx
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ReplyDeleteGo on James, we needed a laugh and a commercial break after all that godbashing!
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ReplyDeleteThis is a classic.
Loved them all. Spot on hilarious.
but that one made me snort.
:-))
Setting up an alternative advertising agency are you ????
ReplyDeleteCarol - you're in luck - it's a 4 for 3 offer today. So 23p. We have recently received reports that the boat does wobble a little bit though.
ReplyDeleteJames that is Claire that is James or Claire possibly - no I just love variety and unpredictability.
BA Baracus - OK.
Sandra - The commercial break is over now though!
Clippster - if I have made someone snort - I am one happy bunny.
Heron - might be. Not telling.
Glad I looked back to find the commercial break that I missed
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