My latest books are out. They are called Even More Outside the Box (two books: for ages 7-9 and 9-11) and are full of more bonkers ideas (just a couple of examples below)
Even More Outside the Box for ages 7-9 is dedicated to my brother:
Even More Outside the Box for ages 9-11 is dedicated to my sister:
Two examples of the kind of activities in them.......
These are great. Where on earth do you find the time to do all these amazing things? I love them. I'm sure kids will love them. What a lot of fun. Well done Ms Potter. :-)
Hi Molly P for prolific! You really DO write books! I am impressed in an impressed sort of way. I guess I'll have to wait two months for age55-65 and you'll have to call it inside the box cos' I very nearly am.
Clipster – why thank you......I LOVE making up ideas and once I’m in mode....they come thick and fast.
Breeze – thank you.
Eric – Were you around when I did the box post? Sort of up your street...I looked and you were. I have a tricky relationships with the inside of boxes, going with the grain, mainstreaming...mostly because I can’t find it.
Fanx Pearl - shucks, cheek to shoulder, cheeky grin, blush, received with a glow.
Thank you too DUTA. When I taught....these were the kind of things I used to do with my classes – when I could get away with them....sadly not everyone sees the value in bonkers creativity.
Claire...fanx....Well there’s Claire Louise (you) and Claire McFlare (your twin) who can drive and works in the city. You will have to share the adjectives.
Ken D......OK I’ll do you an Inside the Box for ages 55 to 65. Mostly colouring in I should think with penalties for going over the lines, perhaps a little bit about ironing and smart dress, possibly a bit about health and safety and how to merge with the crowd...sort of where’s Wally but where Wally just cannot be found, river drawing- going with the flow, might spice it up with some lesser known conventions, maybe a choice of boxes to get in, with the grain ruler use practice, that kind of thing
Nick - I didn't do the drawings - a chap called Antonio Papaleo did - he's a colleague's husband. Not sure they do Claire's eyes genuine justice. I amazed that people can keep their hands off her.
Ken D - I'll have Inside the Box written in a jiffy. I suspect it will be easier than Outsdie the Box.
Claire - he was only messing when he said he wanted to marry me....all nervous and jittery such that the words came out wrong. They always want YOU really. Story of my life....
I was clearing out some old files on my computer and came across this. I wrote it in about 1999 (back when people still wrote cheques) predominantly to take the p*** out of a teaching colleague that was the opposite end of this particular spectrum to me! He took it as the silly, light-hearted bit of fun it was meant to be, but he did actually score nearly full marks. We are still friends and he's a headteacher now. Just shows you how far a bit of anal retention can take one. *************************************************** DEFINITION A popular term for “anal retentive personality,” a personality marked by excessive orderliness, extreme meticulousness, and often suspicion and reserve. According to psychoanalysis, an anal personality is formed in early childhood as a result of efforts to control bowel movements. *************************************************** Now tell me, does anal retention *increase with age? *really make life easier? *have very strong links to the need to b...
My beautifully captivating and mesmerising big sister cast a spell on me. It was a spell that would make me sit in up in the clouds and write a blog every single day...mostly for her benefit - as she dutifully and kindly read and commented on each one. Being easily coaxed into most things and liking the idea of a blog meant this spell was fine...for a while. Then.....I was sitting minding my own business (I look quite funny when I do that - most people do) when a huge green common-sense elf wearing red hotpants came and waved his wand at me declaring, "Writing a blog every day when you work full time, have two youngish children and a million projects on the go at any one time, is a little silly. You can waffle on and on about just about anything and do have about forty draft blogs saved ready to run, but it's probably best you aim more for quality than quantity and only write about slightly more fully formed ideas! After all, less IS more." I was released -although I fear...
My brother once had a poo poem in his toilet. I could only remember the first line of his but I used it to start mine. It's his concept I nicked. He's got bags of great concept. What an honour: to be the inspiration of poo poem II. Poo Poem Big ones, little ones, ones that wedge in the loo Squidgy ones, firm ones, Ones that smell like a zoo Deep brown, light brown Ones that take time to come 'One wipe and go' ones Ones that smudge your bum Sweetcorn ones, carrot ones Ones that stick to the bowl Jolly bad hangover ones that squit out from your hole Regular ones, strained ones Ones that need a nice smelling spray: the ones propelled by wind - that mean you won't want to stay Morning ones, evening ones, ones you do around noon Ones that make little skid marks - the ones that come too soon Quiet ones, noisy ones, Unashamed ones done in the boys Discreet ones done by ladies Toddlers’ ones that double as toys Floating ones, sinking ones Ones do...
These are great.
ReplyDeleteWhere on earth do you find the time to do all these amazing things?
I love them.
I'm sure kids will love them.
What a lot of fun.
Well done Ms Potter.
:-)
Congratulations! Looks fantastic!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff. Hey, are those books sold in boxes, you know, to be ironic?
ReplyDeleteHow cool, Molly!! Congratulations -- you are my hero!
ReplyDeletePearl
Congrats and Good Luck! I'm sure both kids and parents will love these books.
ReplyDeleteWell done again Mrs. Prolific!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for my dedication - it's a shame my driven-ness hasn't got me very far yet - I think I might be driving in the wrong direction.
Or do you have another secret big sister who works in the City?
P.S. I love the idea of selling the books in boxes!
ReplyDeleteHi Molly P for prolific!
ReplyDeleteYou really DO write books!
I am impressed in an impressed sort of way.
I guess I'll have to wait two months for age55-65 and you'll have to call it inside the box cos' I very nearly am.
Clipster – why thank you......I LOVE making up ideas and once I’m in mode....they come thick and fast.
ReplyDeleteBreeze – thank you.
Eric – Were you around when I did the box post? Sort of up your street...I looked and you were. I have a tricky relationships with the inside of boxes, going with the grain, mainstreaming...mostly because I can’t find it.
Fanx Pearl - shucks, cheek to shoulder, cheeky grin, blush, received with a glow.
Thank you too DUTA. When I taught....these were the kind of things I used to do with my classes – when I could get away with them....sadly not everyone sees the value in bonkers creativity.
Claire...fanx....Well there’s Claire Louise (you) and Claire McFlare (your twin) who can drive and works in the city. You will have to share the adjectives.
Ken D......OK I’ll do you an Inside the Box for ages 55 to 65. Mostly colouring in I should think with penalties for going over the lines, perhaps a little bit about ironing and smart dress, possibly a bit about health and safety and how to merge with the crowd...sort of where’s Wally but where Wally just cannot be found, river drawing- going with the flow, might spice it up with some lesser known conventions, maybe a choice of boxes to get in, with the grain ruler use practice, that kind of thing
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I would like to order the boxed set for ages 55-65 in advance. I enclose my 10/- postal order.
ReplyDeleteHurry!
;-)
Phwoar, Claires got really nice eyes...
ReplyDelete(how accurate are your drawings? I was a bit drunk last time I met her.)
well done old stick, you're bloody clever.
Clippy Mat...that was so funny. All the best wit comes from the North-East.
ReplyDeleteMolly P, thank you so much but I fear even your speed will prove too slow. I'm sinking fast and need that choice of boxes NOW!
Typejunky - in real life my eyes are amazing! If you see me sober next time you are going to want to marry me!
ReplyDeleteClipster - nutty randomator
ReplyDeleteNick - I didn't do the drawings - a chap called Antonio Papaleo did - he's a colleague's husband. Not sure they do Claire's eyes genuine justice. I amazed that people can keep their hands off her.
Ken D - I'll have Inside the Box written in a jiffy. I suspect it will be easier than Outsdie the Box.
Claire - he was only messing when he said he wanted to marry me....all nervous and jittery such that the words came out wrong. They always want YOU really. Story of my life....